Based on a T.R.U. Story

tsunamiwavesurfing:

"Jay was following me for two blocks trying to get my phone number.I explained to him this number comes with stipulations let see how Jay reacts."

baddiebey:

YOU FALL

AND YOU CRAWL

AND YOU BREAK 

AND YOU TAKE

WHAT YOU GET

AND YOU TURN IT INTO

HONESTY

AND PROMISE ME

IM NEVER GONNA FIND YOU FAKIN

thecomicsvault:

BART SIMPSON’S TREEHOUSE OF HORROR #1 (Sept. 1995)Stephanie Gladden (pencils), Bill Morrison (inks) & Nathan Kane (colors)Words by Jeff Smith

thecomicsvault:

BART SIMPSON’S TREEHOUSE OF HORROR #1 (Sept. 1995)
Stephanie Gladden (pencils), Bill Morrison (inks) & Nathan Kane (colors)
Words by Jeff Smith

labias:

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

i hate this

I wrote a commercial script for class today and I’m just holding my breath that my professor doesn’t shit on it/me

you had to make an imaginary product and I came up w a chain poc can wear like life alert that let’s them call another poc when their white coworkers are really annoying but I am v anxious (as I am with literally everything I write)

Fingers crossed

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher

Versace apron - $635

Fendi mustache - $98

Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245

Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369

Calphalon spatula - $179

David Palmer, Roger Neill & Brian Reitzell - Beginners Theme Suite
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David Palmer, Roger Neill & Brian Reitzell - Beginners Theme Suite

tedikuma:

Another comic I started last night. This one is basically about what it was like being African American in high school, minus the supernatural transformation at the end.

tedikuma:

Another comic I started last night. This one is basically about what it was like being African American in high school, minus the supernatural transformation at the end.